So I was cruising over though Hey Epiphora, the funny and occasionally gross sex toy reviewer, and found this.
Cherry Pop
Jack’s Cherry Pop is a refreshing treat when you’re thirsty for fun … No strings attached! Slip inside this tight little bubble butt and into the snug Squeeze texture for a cherry-popping good time.
Banana Cream Soda
Jack’s Banana Cream Soda is a rich, creamy indulgence. Prepare to have your cock worshipped … No reciprocation necessary! Slide your banana in and out of this hot mouth, and experience the tantalizing Swallow texture.
Gape Soda
Jack’s Gape Soda is the perfect pick-me-up for hung tops. You know how to work a bottom’s hole to make entry as pleasurable as possible … But we’ve done the work for you and this bottom is ready to play! Featuring a relaxed opening and the Stamina texture from Endurance Jack
I just had to share and I truly think this should make someone’s book. I mean there is always talk of dildo’s, plugs, rings, porn, and so on… so why not one of these clever tools? If nothing else… check out the site.
three am 
No reciprocation necessary! Ha, ha, ha! What poor soul got stuck writing the ad copy for these things? Actually, I have to admit now that I’ve had a good laugh that these … um … products are definitely filling an … um … niche that hasn’t been … uh … serviced yet, and it’s all about market penetration — ha, ha!
hahah I can imagine much worse jobs than writing copy ads for sex toys. Since this particular toy is directed at gay men… I think it’d be fun to be part of the writing group. I especially love that they pointed out such features as bubble butts and snug asses. Clearly in the know -grins-