The things you learn about family

I spent the last week taking care of my mom after surgery. Now considering I’m extremely close to her I did this easily and without reservation, although I gotta say it wasn’t easy at all. (She’s doing well now btw). What’s hilarious is the amount of information I learned about someone I thought I knew everything about already. This could be attributed to being doped up on pain meds, or that’s what I’m praying it was.

For starters, my mom wants me to marry this guy.

He’s supposedly some wanna be Cris Angel of ghost hunting. All mom wanted to watch were these stupid Ghost Adventure shows. This from a highly educated, intelligent, and very successful professional woman. I guess it’s her version of smut..hehe. Not to mention my mom’s never -ever- said anything about this before but all of a sudden that’s all she can talk about. How I should move to Las Vegas to find this guy and “get with him.”

Yea – he looks like the monogamous type.
Thanks Ma.

14 thoughts on “The things you learn about family

    • He’s some ghost hunter who wears ed hardy and has super spikey hair. He’s cute yea but I laugh that he’s likely got chicks in every town he visits. Or he’s gay.

  1. Lori Toland says:

    Hahah! My grandma wanted me to marry Tiger Woods back in the day. Lol!!

    Am now married to hot, sexy Brit.

  2. Teresa says:

    I’ve watched his show and immediately got turned off by the attitude. The fact that you called his show stupid shows you’ve got taste.

    • lol I’m not into ghost stories and shows like that. I think they’re incredibly silly. I think Zak and his crew are hilarious in the sense that they’re way too serious and wannabe rock stars to respect but I don’t like the show. I do think it’s stupid.

  3. Eden Winters says:

    My mom says, “You’re better off not married (after a, okay, a couple of failed attemtps,” while counseling everyone else to “find the right one and settle down.” Hmmm…

  4. Wren says:

    Drugs bring out the truth. Sometimes, anyway. πŸ™‚

    My son is frequently weirded out by things he learns about me!

  5. This post is too fun…

    My mom would be thrilled if I actually just talk to someone – anyone….

    Your Mom is probably tired of waiting on you and gently nudging you in “her right” direction…

    Glad she is doing better..

    πŸ™‚

    • Well I think this was in reaction to breaking up with the recent boy I’d been seeing and of course that + drugs trigger her despair.

      Too bad this guy looks like he has a chick in every city but hey! That’s better than nothing right πŸ˜‰

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