Are reviews professional?

From last month’s discussion about low rating reviews, another talking point spawned. That is the concept of a “professional review.” When reading the various wanks surrounding reviews from cliques to conspiracies, one particular criticism is used consistently – the review is not professional. Whenever someone dislikes a particular review the instant criticism is that the review is not professional (such as this incredible wank from an author who resented that her work was “predictable” and the reviewer response) . No matter what additional problems are identified from snarky to mean, lazy to overly subjective, the number one insult is always to call the review unprofessional.

This of course got me wondering – what IS a professional review?

To me a “professional” review is written by someone paid for their review. I don’t mean in free products but that their words give them cold hard cash. It’s their job to review products. I think of professional reviews in print media or online magazines that are paid to do so. This means the review can be glowing, it can be snarky. I’ve read professional reviews that are more scathing than anything this genre has seen. I’ve seen reviews that are basically lengthy book reports about what happened in the book. So clearly a professional review – one written by someone paid for their commentary – is not a direct correlate to the quality of the review.

Along those lines, since the majority of the reviewers in this genre (to keep it home) aren’t professionally employed, we’re not professional reviewers. Ok we’re merely readers that have something to say. Definitely not bad but then, does it matter if our reviews are professional?

Now that doesn’t mean we don’t attempt to keep the reviews on point, polite, and professional anyway. Even though we’re not paid at all that doesn’t mean we don’t hold ourselves to own code of conduct. Of course that varies from reviewer to reviewer. But at the same time I can’t think of one high profile professional reviewer in this genre. Can anyone? Seriously help me out here.

I can think of a plethora of well respected reviewers in the genre. I can think of websites dedicated to reviewing the genre, numerous review sites and so on but even those aren’t what I would deem professional. The review sites (again for this genre to keep it local) aren’t designed to make money. The reviews on those sites can easily be called “unprofessional” if the claim is going to be made. The reviewers sure as hell aren’t getting paid for their reviews.

So my questions are two fold:

1. Just what is a professional review?

2. Should reviewers be held to this criticism even if we aren’t professionals?

Review: Icarus volume 6: The Magazine of Gay Speculative Fiction

Icarus volume 6: The Magazine of Gay Speculative FictionIcarus volume 6: The Magazine of Gay Speculative Fiction by Steve Berman
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Fall 2010: Halloween is coming. Store shelves are filled with objets d’autumn and jack o’lanterns. The air is cooling and mornings are darker. Trees are stripping bare. There’s the rushing sound of fallen leaves swirling through deserted streets. Don’t be afraid to turn the pages that follow. We have a naughty infamous bogeyman, trips gone awry, Norse poems and boys that haunt in this issue of Icarus. So turn down all the lights but one.

Stories by Thomas Fuchs, Jeff Mann, Viet Dinh, Troy Carlyle, Kelly McQuain; interview with Robert Duncan.

To review is posted over at Three Dollar Bill Reviews HERE!

 

Review: The Shattered Gate

The Shattered Gate (Rifter Book #1)The Shattered Gate by Ginn Hale
My rating: 3.5 of 5 stars

Blurb:

The Rifter is a ten-part serialized novel by award-winning author, Ginn Hale. The first episode, The Shattered Gates, will be published on March 8, 2011.

When John opens a letter addressed to his missing roommate, Kyle, he expects to find a house key, but instead he is swept into a strange realm of magic, mysticism, revolutionaries and assassins. Though he struggles to escape, John is drawn steadily closer to a fate he share with Kyle—to wake the destroyer god, the Rifter, and shatter a world. Continue reading

What I like – humor

There are a lot of posts (mine included) about what is wrong with the genre, what sucks about it, why authors are terrible, horrible people, why books suck, why publishers suck, why reviewers suck, why readers suck…well you get the picture.

 

So I’m going to try to start posting about what’s good in the genre.

 

Today I’m going to talk about sense of humor. There are many, too many to count, instances where readers/reviewers/authors/publishers have absolutely no sense of humor. That’s why when I find it, I cling to such like a drowning person. Be it on twitter, tumblr, blogs, and especially in books. Make me laugh and I’ll be your devoted reader.

 

I love humor and great humor in books makes some of the best stories ever. For this reason I love the outrageous and completely ridiculous humor of Dave Barry. Seriously if you haven’t read Big Trouble, you’re missing out. And often humor in romance tries way too hard and never ends up being more than a smile or very small chuckle.

 

But when it works – oh god it’s like a gift with a big shiny bow at Christmas. JL Merrow has a real mastery of comic timing and LB Gregg knows how to write madcap humor. Both of these authors I reach for when I want light and guaranteed to make me laugh. Then there is Rob Rosen. Now this is an author who doesn’t shy away from the extreme and still manages to produce some seriously side splitting humorous events. I still chuckle thinking about the drag queens in Divas Las Vegas.

 

So who are your favorite comedic authors?

What are some of the great funny books you’ve read?

 

Review: Brady’s Choice

Brady's Choice

Title: Brady’s Choice
Author: Anne Brooke
Publisher: Amber Allure
Length: 20 pages
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Blurb:

Thirty-six-year-old potter Brady Treherne is shocked to come face-to-face with his ex-lover, Philip, during what appears to be a simple job interview. Philip was both the love of Brady’s life and the man who got away, and seeing him now catapults Brady into revisiting memories he’d hoped he’d left behind. […]

Read the review in full at Three Dollar Bill Reviews:
http://threedollarbillreviews.com/2011/02/08/bradys-choice-by-anne-brooke/

Review: Something Like Summer

Something Like SummerSomething Like Summer by Jay Bell
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Something Like Summer is a moving coming of age story that will definitely appeal to readers. Unfortunately I didn’t particularly like the main character in Ben but in many ways this is completely subjective. He happened to touch on a few personal pet peeves that are unlikely to bother other readers, although the issue of fidelity may be a problem for some. The writing though is very engaging, bringing you into Ben’s journey with an absorbing intimacy. Although this isn’t a fast paced read, it’s a story I didn’t want to end.

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Friday Follow

Friday Follow is very popular on twitter and usually people will list just about every friend they have.. it’s nice to plug your friends and everyone feels special. In an attempt to get this new blog off the ground I’m going to be doing Friday Follows but blog style. These are great blogs or tumblrs or twitters that I think everyone should follow.

Today’s candidate is the newly launched, smut filled “Cup o Porn”.
Do I really need to say anything else?

In case I do here’s a little preview of the men and fun they offer up:

Cup o Porn is about coffee and porn in the mornings, wine and sex in the evenings. It’s run by two great m/m authors – Marie Sexton and Heidi Cullinan – who apparently have the extra time to give us great smut, insights into coffee, and the occasional great free story. Check ’em out NOW!

Review: Liar’s Waltz

Liar's WaltzLiar’s Waltz by Becky Black
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

This is a familiar story with a few good twists. The writing didn’t always work for me and often that more than anything else ruined my enjoyment but the characters, setting, and plot are engaging. As a debut novel, I think the author shows a lot of potential and readers will find the themes used familiar and comforting with good tension.

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Liar’s Waltz by Becky Black

 
Liar’s Waltz by Becky Black
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

This is a familiar story with a few good twists. The writing didn’t always work for me and often that more than anything else ruined my enjoyment but the characters, setting, and plot are engaging. As a debut novel, I think the author shows a lot of potential and readers will find the themes used familiar and comforting with good tension. […]

Read the full review over on my new shiny wordpress blog HERE!

Review: Cowboy Crush

Title: Cowboy Crush
Author: Eve Cassidy
Publisher: Breathless Press
Length: 60 pages
Buy the book: Publisher , Kindle
Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Blurb:
When the future depends on trust—things might get a little rowdy.
After receiving a Dear John letter from his fiancée, Eli Smith isn’t sure what comes next. He’s spent years going from one rodeo to the next, biding his time and saving his money […]

Read the full review at Three Dollar Bill Reviews:
http://threedollarbillreviews.com/2011/02/03/cowboy-crush-by-eve-cassidy/
http://threedollarbillreviews.com/?p=2116